That's intense
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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