Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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