i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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