So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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