Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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