I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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