You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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