He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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