whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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