Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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