so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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