If that was your dad, he is hot
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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