pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
handjob tips. give me some.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
