Dual....:-)
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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