So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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