Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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