i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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