Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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