Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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