so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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