How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
True strength comes from lack of pants
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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