yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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