booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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