Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i want to swaddle you in tequila
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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