Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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