Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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