Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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