Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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