I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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