dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We are two peas in an std pod
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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