Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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