uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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