thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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