Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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