my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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