um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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