Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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