I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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