He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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