Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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