it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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