She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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