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So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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