D3 body, D1 cock
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
