the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Verdict: uncircumcised.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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