well I can't set my house on fire every night
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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