let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We need to rekindle our bromance
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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