operation harelip BJ is a go
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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