Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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