i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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