ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We need to get me chipped asap
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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